So I was bored and decided to do that Google search thing that everyone is doing with "Tammy likes to." I can tell you that now is NOT a good time to be named "Tammy" because "Tammy" apparently likes to do quite a lot of things... NONE of which are appropriate for posting on the Internet. I would never be able to foster again!
I quickly switched to "Tammy needs..." This was a bit better...
1. Tammy needs "your prayers and good wishes." - Always! Who doesn't need that?
2. Tammy needs "a baby." - CREEPY!!! How did Google know THAT?!?
3. Tammy needs "constant care." - Hee-hee... You're not kidding! :-)
4. Tammy needs "a bib." - Well, a bib would have come in handy before my breast reduction, that's for sure! I never did understand the point of putting a napkin in your LAP when the food never made it that far in the first place.
5. Tammy needs "clear behavior guidelines." - I think I'm fairly well-behaved, thank you!
6. Tammy needs "to think before she talks." - I would have to agree with this one. I sometimes seem to be missing that switch that prevents me from saying EXACTLY what's on my mind.
7. Tammy needs "to seek psychological treatment." - Been there, done that. I would have to agree.
8. Tammy needs "a good, but reasonably priced accountant." - Well, I guess it couldn't hurt.
9. Tammy needs "minimal correction when on a leash." - I really don't know what to say about this one.
10. Tammy needs "to go to Vegas." - Whoa... They're GOOD!!!
11. Tammy needs "to vent about it somewhere." - That is why I have this blog! :-)
12. Tammy needs " a blog AND a TV show!" - Well, now we're talkin'! I am pretty awesome. :-)
13. Tammy needs "support, as she has some mental problems." - Don't make me go all "Bipolar Girl" on your butt!
14. Tammy needs "some love." - Why yes... Yes I do!
15. Tammy needs "a mute button." - WTF?!? WHAT ARE THEY TRYING TO SAY?!? "A MUTE BUTTON!" WHATEVER!!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT. I THINK I'M OFFENDED. NO. I AM OFFENDED! I SHOULD SUE! "MUTE BUTTON..."
16. Tammy needs "to know that the answer is inside herself." - Wow... Now that's deep.
17. Tammy needs "a serious tan." - You're not kidding! Albino white girl here, blinding poor, unsuspecting souls when I step into the sun...
18. Tammy needs "to talk about it before she forgets her brilliant observations." - That is precisely why I have this blog! One must never forget the importance of Toilet Paper Etiquette or the dangers of paper products. And I just HAD to share my insights on how to get ahead at work. I'm onto them, I tell you!
19. Tammy needs "to be lifted by eight firemen." - Ohhhh, yeah!!! I love me some firemen!!! I firmly believe firemen are the sexiest men on the planet. :-)
20. Tammy needs "to ask herself, 'What would Jesus do.'" - I'm not sure I can top this one, so I think I'll just stop here.
So what does Mr. Google say that you need?
OK, so apparently you can't google my name the way I spell it! It keeps asking me if I mean "Lindy needs..." I refuse to enter my name incorrectly!! LOL There is an "Ask Lyndi" advice page out there though.
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