"Rate Your Pain"

My sister and her family have been a bunch of sickos the past week or two.  The other day, Ka-Diva came home from school with a fever and miserably sore throat, so she and my sister headed to the urgent care clinic to get her checked out.

The doctor told Ka-Diva to rate her pain. "0 is no pain, and 10 means you are crying."

Her response...   "If I had no pain why would I be at the doctor?!?".

Yep...  That's my niece!!!  ;-)