- I added formula to my raspberry tea. Not almost added formula... But actually added formula.
- I tried to lock my cubicle with my car clicker. I went so far as to get all frustrated that my clicker had stopped working again and remembered to "use the key" before I realized that my car keys weren't likely to work on my office cubicle (especially considering it is a cubicle. As in no door to lock).
- Upon reading further on the side effects of Monkey's congestion/allergy medication, I momentarily came to the brilliant conclusion that "Yeah... I should probably stop giving it to him. I do have a lot of those side effects." (Note that I said that I have a lot of those side effects. The baby who is actually taking the medication seems to be just fine.)
- I created mass hysteria in the Finance Department when I got into work on Monday and insisted that someone had come in over the weekend and switched my mouse for an old, used one. I was so emphatic that the other girls in the office came to the conclusion that someone had done the same with theirs. I called the IS Department and expressed my frustration. After they insisted they had no part in it, I decided that it must have been our favorite office prankster. I outed him on Facebook. He called, whining, ;-) and swearing he didn't do anything. After spending the better part of my day trying to track down the evil-doer, I started to realize that my mouse just might actually be my mouse after all. I did just get a new computer at home over the weekend. I probably just got used to how that mouse felt and went a wee bit crazy when I got to work. Just a wee bit...
And the biggest, surest sign of all that Mimi needs a long, long nap...
I LET MY CROPS WITHER ON FARMVILLE!!! TWICE!!! Now if that's not a sure sign of sleep-deprivation, I don't know what is!